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Wednesday, 31 October 2007

03:16


Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard....

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Not no more in this motherf...

Kelis has apparently been dropped from her record label. Her manager was quoted to have said the following:

"It was a case of being in the ever-shrinking world of the record industry and finding herself on a label she wasn’t signed to and without a champion. We’re not opposed to another major label deal, but it would have to be non-traditional ... [Kelis] is a different kind of artist — very image and style-driven. It’s either something you get or you don’t."

Oh well.



03:04


Rihanna Rihanna Rihanna....

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She attended her cousin's wedding back in Barbados. A nice family shindig, should be happy and enjoyable for everyone right? Well...it would have been, but apparently Rihanna's choice of attire and behaviour saw to that.
Insiders from the wedding claims: "She brought her own food and wouldn't touch anything else ... Our food must not be good enough for a big star like her."

Another source also claimed that "I was shocked when I saw what Rihanna was wearing. Every time she moved, her [breasts] looked like they were ready to come loose." they continued, "The bride comes from a very Christian family. Rihanna should have known better than to show up wearing such scandalous attire".


Skeen. I knew it would be a matter of time before all that success got to her head. Never put that shit before family dude..that's just incorrect.


03:03


Bare Neglect people..sorry but I've been over the top busy, it's madness. I've been job hunting, university, social life, designing..the lot. I'm going to post a bit of shit up today, so yah.


Wednesday, 10 October 2007

02:48


Tut tut.



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Bruv I feel cheated. Back in the days when I used to be a sprinter, please believe I looked up to Marion Jones. I thought she was heavy. KMT. I feel robbed.

Here's an extract from WNBC.com

"Jones, who denied doping for years, pleaded guilty Friday to lying to investigators about her steroids use. She is due back in court for sentencing on Jan. 11, when she faces jail time and a fine.

kmt.



02:40


Ha.Ha...Ha (you get it now)




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Good for you Foxy! Incarcerated and still writing bars. Jippee! ....Read an example of what she's come up with..

“We Don’t Surrender,” she raps: “Since I got my hearing back, all I hear is Foxy this and Foxy that. Bitch please, I’m in my Louis Capris, overseas in Belize, ignoring the small [bleep]. So, hop off my [bleep], I got a 32-shot clip aimed at Page Six.”

Foxy. You are in prison. You are not overseas in Belize, and you have to wear prison clothes. I'm guessing that the "32-shot clip" thingy is a gun reference? What is it, do you like being in jail??


Wednesday, 3 October 2007

02:43


Jay Z: American Gangster



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I'm actually quite glad that he's coming back with another album. It's been awhile. I missed him. Sike.



02:36


Another album Pushback...case in point: Eve

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Ok, so Eve is next in line to push back her "forthcoming" album 'Here I Am". It's set to be released in 2008. The launch date was supposed to be on August 17th, but things just...didn't map out that way. No specific reasons were given as to why it's gonna come out in like..a year.




What is it with these artists pushing back their albums every minute? Don't bother settin no date in the first place if you don't feel it's good enough to put out there. Stop tryina rush shit only to end up holding it back at the last minute before it jumps off. So freakin annoyin. Not that I was gonna buy it anyway, c'mon...it's 2007..who buys CD's anymore. Lmao, let's be real - but hey..I can put my two pennies in if I wanna.



02:34


Is that you...Jaheim?



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