Wednesday, 31 October 2007
03:04
She attended her cousin's wedding back in Barbados. A nice family shindig, should be happy and enjoyable for everyone right? Well...it would have been, but apparently Rihanna's choice of attire and behaviour saw to that.
Insiders from the wedding claims: "She brought her own food and wouldn't touch anything else ... Our food must not be good enough for a big star like her."
Another source also claimed that "I was shocked when I saw what Rihanna was wearing. Every time she moved, her [breasts] looked like they were ready to come loose." they continued, "The bride comes from a very Christian family. Rihanna should have known better than to show up wearing such scandalous attire".
Skeen. I knew it would be a matter of time before all that success got to her head. Never put that shit before family dude..that's just incorrect.
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